My Buddy Laura who drives Fetch My Flying Monkeys reminded me of this.
I don’y know about recycling oyster shells, but when I was in my middle twenties, I fell into a live oyster bed in about 2-3 inches of water. Was I drunk? Not really, I lets just say I had been drinking. I was fucked up bad after I fell. Deep slices, and lots of blood. I was wearing nothing but a pair if Birdwell Boogie Britches. Hurt like a MOFO. I was sliced from the bottom of my feets to my head, and everywhere else in between. Couldn’t get up…every time I moved I’d slice myself some more. Damn good thing I didn’t cut my Johnson off. I’ve been wounded many times before, but this ranked up there near the top. Some cuts were deeper than others, and we had no Gin around, so I used Rum to clean the wounds. At least a full bottle (first time), if not more. Hurt like hell, and my friends used enough antiseptic goo and gauss I looked like a fucking mummy. Did I go to the emergency room? NO. Should I I have gone? Yes. We were way out, no hospital anywhere close by. I got lucky…no infections. I kept ‘em clean. changed the bandages twice or three times a day, swam in the ocean before each changing every day. Gotta love salt water. I could barely walk…hobbling around using a staff as a crutch. Seriously, I was fucked up, but eventually I healed. It took months, and I had parts of oyster shells coming out of my skin 6 or 8 months later. You know, buried in there (healed over) and finally worked there way to the top. For all I know, there’s still more, and it’s been twenty years.
Anyway, I never go near an Oyster Bed without wearing shoes, never. That shit will fuck you up.




May 19, 2013
Edward Edwards Tree
Edward Thomas Edwards was one of my best friends ever. He was at the top of my gang of friends, and we went way back…all the way back. I’m fortunate. I still have many friends who go all the way back. We are as tight now as we were then. I am fortunate.
I’ve been posting lately about all of the friends who have been coming to spend several days with me and the Juju Woman. There are some things you can’t do over the phone…takes days of “face to face” to sync it right. More on that later, maybe…I still haven’t decided. At any rate, my gang were all born in Nashville, Tennessee. Great place, period.
Ed was killed in a freak-fluke accident in 1982, and this is the tree we planted in his (parents) front yard in his honor. If I recall, it is a red maple and was a sapling when we put it in the ground. Three or four feet tall.
This photo was taken three days ago, which makes it 31 years old.
Pretty cool if you ask me, we all cried.
It’s an iPhone photo, not that it matters.