QuoteThe art of war is of vital importance to the State.
— Sun Tzu
Monthly Archives: February 2005
A flatbed truck is a poor man’s tank. We were fucked up. We’d been twisting and drinking all afternoon when Polo drove up in his new truck. We decided to take a spin in the new company ride, and everything went downhill from there. I remember looking out of the back window, we were about [...]
Every story posted on this site is true, at least, as far as I can remember. You will know if that’s not the case.
Test Post V. Did anyone see this asshole last night? What a dick. …The show kicked off with a standing ovation… “Chris Rock struggled to be provocative,” opined the New York Times. But the Associated Press said “Rock scored big” and gave the usually stodgy affair “a needed pick-me-up, presiding over the broadcast with saucy finesse.”… Do [...]
Test Post III Whitey was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers called pullets and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs. Whitey kept records and any rooster that didn’t perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of Whitey’s time so Whitey [...]
Test Post II We’d been casing the joint, and knew exactly what we wanted. A bottle of a thousand, three grain tooies. Bad Bad JuJu. Back then; they left the good stuff on the front counter, like nobody knew what it was. Wrong. Since I was the architect of this madness, and the master planner, I decided a [...]
Well, I don’t know what to say about this Weblog thing. One thing is for certain: I’m going to say whatever the fuck I want to say whenever the fuck I want to say it. I don’t give a shit. If I feel like talking about pussy, I will. If I feel like talking about drugs, [...]