Daily Archives: March 3, 2005

THE FIRST AND ONLY TIME I’VE BEEN SHOT

There was a guy who lived close by who had a small apple orchard. We’d sneak in, late at night, and steal as many apples as we could carry. We weren’t stealing them because we were hungry, we were stocking up on ammo. We’d throw ‘em at anything, whether it was moving or not. [...]
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Bad Kids

I didn’t do this, but I know who did. The Smith family, who lived up the street, was out of town on holiday for a couple of weeks. Mr. and Mrs. Smith were great people, but their kids were a mess. Nobody liked them, and I didn’t either, but I would never do what follows. They pried [...]
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