March 6, 2005

THE WORST WAY TO GO

Posted by Yabu at 03:42 PM

I’ve been asked:

What would be the most horrible way to die? Excluding slow torture.

Interesting question.

For me, it would be the plank and sharks. Yeap, walking the plank wins.

Can you imagine standing on the end of the board, looking down and seeing the sharks circling? You know they’re going to rip you to shreds, and you know you’re going to feel it.

Burned alive, on the stake, is a close second.

That is some Bad Bad Juju.

What do you think?

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5 Comments

  1. Acidman
    Posted March 6, 2005 at 8:00 pm | Permalink

    Well… I did hear the old story about nailing a guy’s dick to the kitchen table, handing him a rusty pocket knife and then setting the house on fire around him.
    Does that qualify?

  2. Eric
    Posted March 7, 2005 at 11:04 am | Permalink

    … sharks.. exactly.. they give me some serious heebie jeebies…

  3. Christina
    Posted March 9, 2005 at 10:54 pm | Permalink

    You need to watch the Indie film “Open Water.”
    Then go diving…
    ; )

  4. TomC
    Posted March 11, 2005 at 7:11 pm | Permalink

    If you are forced to walk the plank, then you will certainly drown if you are not first devoured by the sharks. So, inhale water when you hit, and it is certain to be over in a minute or two.

    Emphysema is much more frightening. It causes your lung tissue to progressively disappear. Instead of drowning quickly, you drown slowly.

    OTOH, the easiest way to die is by breathing pure nitrogen.

  5. emily
    Posted November 14, 2005 at 2:18 am | Permalink

    where can i get nitrogen?