QuoteThe art of war is of vital importance to the State.
— Sun Tzu
Monthly Archives: April 2005
Don’t Fuck With Queenie. She is my kind of girl…
My first experience with a posse, aside from playing “good guys – bad guysâ€? when I was a young child, was in south Florida. We managed to scrape together about ten grand, and headed out to cop some Jamaican weed. We thought our efforts would more than pay for the foray, and we would be [...]
We were on a boat somewhere between Cozumel and Ilsa Mujeres when we encountered a squad of British Marines. They were stationed in Belize, and out for a little R and R. They were drunker than we were, which is saying a lot, and we hit it off from the beginning. After [...]
I was bitching about the big toe on my right foot. Rightfully so, that fucker is broken. I can put no weight on the left side of my right foot. I’m temporarily fucked. I need to do a little plane tripping this weekend, and this will be difficult. I might [...]
True Samurai Swords are a work of art. I’m not talking about cheap imitations; I’m talking about one that was folded and made by a master. This one was several hundred years old, and all you had to do was draw it, and feel the balance, to appreciate the craftsmanship and honor, which [...]
The recipe calls for five ingredients. One Horseshoe One Mirror, or a Picture off the wall One Sharpie One Benjamin One Ounce of Cocaine On a mirror, or a picture off the wall, outline a real horseshoe. Be careful, you don’t want to break the mirror. Bad luck. Take one ounce of Cocaine, and fill in between the lines. [...]
Some days you’re the windshield and some days you’re the bug! -Unknown author Dash Riprock has it going on.
I’ve been listening to Mozart all afternoon. A genius, he was. I also broke the big toe on my right foot, I think. Hurts like a son of a bitch!!!
We should seal our borders. The northern border with Canada, and the southern border with Mexico, should be locked down. Since the Soviet Union is history, and no longer a ground based threat to Europe, or the interests of the USA, we should bring the majority of our resources stationed in Europe, home. [...]
1)…was a bloody mess. I was fucking around with some of the boys when Dickhead lunged at me with his new Christmas present from his Grandfather. In one fell swoop, I broke the top off a beer bottle, and cut him long and deep. He backed off. 2)…was even more bloody. I was walking with some [...]