Daily Archives: April 28, 2005

I FEEL GOOD!!!

I was bitching about the big toe on my right foot. Rightfully so, that fucker is broken. I can put no weight on the left side of my right foot. I’m temporarily fucked. I need to do a little plane tripping this weekend, and this will be difficult. I might [...]
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A KILLING SWORD

True Samurai Swords are a work of art. I’m not talking about cheap imitations; I’m talking about one that was folded and made by a master. This one was several hundred years old, and all you had to do was draw it, and feel the balance, to appreciate the craftsmanship and honor, which [...]
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TEXAS HORSESHOE

The recipe calls for five ingredients. One Horseshoe One Mirror, or a Picture off the wall One Sharpie One Benjamin One Ounce of Cocaine On a mirror, or a picture off the wall, outline a real horseshoe. Be careful, you don’t want to break the mirror. Bad luck. Take one ounce of Cocaine, and fill in between the lines. [...]
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