IF I WERE A…

If I were a farmer, I would produce the Yabu Stick. Primo buds of seedless pot skewered on pot stems and tied on with strings pulled off of the pot stalk. Truly, some Bad Bad Juju.

If I were a writer, I would get onboard Yabu’s bigger boat, and document what would surely be a world-class adventure.

Time to pass on the meme, so here’s how it works.

Following there is a list of different occupations. You must select at least five of them. You may add more if you like to your list before you pass it on (after you select five of the items as it was passed to you).

Of the five you selected, you are to finish each phrase with what you would do as a member of that profession. Then pass it on to three fine bloggers.

Here’s that list:

If I could be a scientist…
If I could be a farmer…
If I could be a musician…
If I could be a doctor…
If I could be a painter…
If I could be a gardener…
If I could be a missionary…
If I could be a chef…
If I could be an architect…
If I could be a linguist…
If I could be a psychologist…
If I could be a librarian…
If I could be an athlete…
If I could be a lawyer…
If I could be an innkeeper…
If I could be a professor…
If I could be a writer…
If I could be a backup dancer…
If I could be a llama-rider…
If I could be a bonnie pirate…
If I could be a midget stripper…
If I could be a proctologist…
If I could be a TV-Chat Show host…

Well, now I get to pass this on.

Tag 1: Dash Riprock

Tag 2: Queenie

Tag 3: Sie Bitch