Monthly Archives: April 2005

April 26, 2005

Good Juju

Posted by Yabu at 05:00 PM
I had an excellent telephone conversation with a friend today. There is nothing like friends, and there is nothing like the Juju. If you don’t understand what I mean…you don’t have a clue. Again, in all of my infinite wisdom, I’m just saying… Long live the Juju.
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April 25, 2005

ONE SIDEBAR ONLY

Posted by Yabu at 11:42 PM
LOADING TIME Why does a One Sidebar Blog load faster if the Sidebar is on the right, as opposed to the left? I’m just curious.
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Free Drinks

Posted by Yabu at 10:33 PM
Have you ever had a conversation with someone who just doesn’t get it? Have you ever cut the conversation short because you know you’re wasting your time? Have you ever wished you’d never started the conversation in the first place? If you answered yes to all three of the above questions, I’ll buy you a drink. [...]
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ON THE OUTSIDE LOOKING IN

Posted by Yabu at 10:13 PM
The De-Link This is new to me, but to the asshole that linked, and then de-linked Bad Bad Juju…FUCK YOU! You know who you are. You could, at least, let Yabu know which post offended you. I hope someone shoots your dog…Asshole.
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WHICH AMERICAN CITIES BEST FIT ME?

Posted by Yabu at 08:55 AM
American Cities That Best Fit You: 70% Honolulu 70% Seattle 65% Atlanta 65% Portland 60% Austin Which American Cities Best Fit You? This quiz is broken. I said I needed four distinct seasons, but I could probably get all over Austin.
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April 24, 2005

DE-LINKED

Posted by Yabu at 01:33 PM
I’ve already been DE-LINKED, unceremoniously, but de-linked all the same. WTF
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IF I WERE A…

Posted by Yabu at 11:58 AM
If I were a farmer, I would produce the Yabu Stick. Primo buds of seedless pot skewered on pot stems and tied on with strings pulled off of the pot stalk. Truly, some Bad Bad Juju. If I were a lawyer, I would be disbarred for burning too much of Yabu’s Stick. If I were a [...]
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April 23, 2005

Snapping Trim

Posted by Yabu at 05:20 PM
I was surfing around today when I ran into this sick fucker. I’ve never been so shocked in all my life, except when my World History professor told me on the last day of class, “The power that rules the world lies between a woman’s legs.”
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THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND BONGING QUAALUDES

Posted by Yabu at 04:39 PM
If you ever want a self-inflicted sore throat, just bong a few Quaaludes, or Sopers. I swear it’ll make you pray to the Maker for forgiveness. I have no problem with people who get creative about getting fucked-up, but bonging a pill is just plain fucking stupid. Better to crush ‘em and [...]
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WAY TO WHACKED !!!

Posted by Yabu at 02:01 AM
I got all fucked up with some strangers last weekend, and you know what?…it was a good thing. Sometimes, the unknown is exciting. But, the drive home was a mess. Thank the good Lord for books on CD.
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