TEXAS HORSESHOE

The recipe calls for five ingredients.

One Horseshoe
One Mirror, or a Picture off the wall
One Sharpie
One Benjamin
One Ounce of Cocaine

On a mirror, or a picture off the wall, outline a real horseshoe. Be careful, you don’t want to break the mirror. Bad luck.

Take one ounce of Cocaine, and fill in between the lines. Use it all.

Now, twist a Benjamin.

Then, go for it.

I, to this day, cannot believe I have participated in such nonsense.