If you ever want a self-inflicted sore throat, just bong a few Quaaludes, or Sopers. I swear it’ll make you pray to the Maker for forgiveness. I have no problem with people who get creative about getting fucked-up, but bonging a pill is just plain fucking stupid. Better to crush ‘em and snort ‘em. Pills are made for swallowing, or crushing and snorting, or crushing, melting and injecting, but not for smoking. I had such a bad case of Quaalude Throat one time; it took damn near three months before my voice returned to normal. No shit. Everyone was curious about my problem, and I told the truth. Nobody believed me, which, in the long run, was a good thing.
The real problem was, since my throat was so sore, I couldn’t smoke any weed, which was a bad thing.
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Dude, You were to gently heat the 714. It would almost melt into the weed man. And yes, it would kill your throat. I would smoke one and eat one. Fuck a sore throat. Just Damn!
Heh – one of my first girlfiriends did “Scope hits” – she’d fill the bong with Scope instead of water.
She broke up with me when she found out I was rolling ‘taters with pages out of my Aunt’s bible.
I like to fill the bong with Gordon’s Gin before huffing some high grade skunk…YAHHH!