May 29, 2005

KHAN’S MEN

In the days of old, when Ghengis Khan’s men were running over Asia, they set their sights on further shores. Rather than ‘Huns’, these warriors were known as Khan’s men, or simply, Khans. When they had conquered all the way to the water’s edge, they build boats, gathered their loot, and bravely went to sea. By a sad twist of fate, they encountered an island of lepers, which resulted in most of the crew being infected. Hastily leaving that island, they set sail again, but by the time they reached Ireland, there wasn’t much left of them. Disembarking on stubby limbs, they set forth, but were soon set upon by the natives for the riches they carried.

Rotted away, but still clever, they hid on the island and awaited rescue, and the locals never did get their hands on the treasure.

And that’s how the story of the little people got started in Ireland – the leper Khan’s and their pots of gold.

Cunning though diseased, the Khans were never fooled by those who tried to trick them out of their pots of gold by swapping them for an empty pot – thus the saying: “You cannot change a leper’s pots”.

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  1. Posted June 4, 2005 at 12:20 pm | Permalink

    Truth

    I’ve seen UFOs and pink elephants, talked to ghosts or hallucinations, even thought I saw a Sasquatch, but it turned out to be a co-worker under bad lighting. Once, I even thought I may have seen a leprechaun, but I thought it couldn’t possibly be. Yab…

  2. Posted June 5, 2005 at 12:16 pm | Permalink

    T1G warned me about this post…
    More of an eye-roller than a groaner or a tomato-thrower… :-D

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  1. By Truth on June 4, 2005 at 12:20 pm

    I’ve seen UFOs and pink elephants, talked to ghosts or hallucinations, even thought I saw a Sasquatch, but it turned out to be a co-worker under bad lighting. Once, I even thought I may have seen a leprechaun, but I thought it couldn’t possibly be. Yab…