Monthly Archives: May 2005

May 26, 2005

SITE METER

Posted by Yabu at 10:54 PM
Does this dog hunt? I think it is full of shit. Talk to me people. Thanks…Yabu
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TAKING OUT THE TRASH

Posted by Yabu at 10:37 PM
Why is it that some people adults need the police to sort out their personal lives / situations? Solve their problems? Anyone who needs the police to intervene in a domestic issue is a fucking LOSER! “What you gonna do when they come for you?â€? I was somewhere the other day, and I had a conversation with [...]
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May 25, 2005

YOU BETTER CALL FIRST

Posted by Yabu at 07:13 PM
Home Protection This is no shit: I was over at friends the other night, and we were talking about “home protection”. We were discussing shotguns, the difference between revolvers and pistols, and which were best for us. Etcetera, etcetera. He winked, smiled, and whipped out one of these. I’m not kidding; he keeps it under his [...]
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May 24, 2005

THEY LOOKED EVERYWHERE BUT THERE

Posted by Yabu at 07:48 PM
I was sniffing and snorting and huffing and puffing and basically…fucked to the Max. I looked in my rear-view mirror, and saw trouble…BIG trouble. Big trouble in the form of bright rotating flashing blue lights. I’m thinking…I’m fucked. When I looked at the beautiful girl next to me, handed her the baggie full [...]
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FOUR STRING JUJU

Posted by Yabu at 03:47 PM
If you have ever wanted to see a pretty Asian girl standing in the surf playing a white fiddle…GO HERE.
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TWO IN TWO DAYS

Posted by Yabu at 03:38 PM
Damn!!! I took another one. What Is Your Animal Personality? brought to you by Quizilla
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THIS OLIVE IS OUT OF PLACE

Posted by Yabu at 02:45 PM
Do you know people who plan to have a good time, and the planning stresses ‘em out so much, they can’t? I Do. They’re so worried the olive is off-center, and about what everyone else will think; they can’t seem to appreciate the moment. Nothing serious here, I’m talking about relish trays. Not really, but do you get my [...]
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May 23, 2005

ANOTHER STUPID FUCKING QUIZ

Posted by Yabu at 10:50 PM
I don’t know why I do these. It’s like Windows, click a couple of checkboxs, and it’s 50/50 where you’ll end up. Funny though. Your Political Profile Overall: 85% Conservative, 15% Liberal Social Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal Ethics: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal How [...]
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May 18, 2005

SHIP HIGH IN TRANSPORT

Posted by Yabu at 11:22 PM
In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before commercial fertilizer’s invention, so large shipments of manure were common to those areas not blessed with an abundant natural supply. It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once [...]
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May 17, 2005

A QUESTION RE: WEEKENDS

Posted by Yabu at 03:38 PM
Are you ruining your weekends, because you’re doing stuff you need to do, as opposed to stuff you want to do? I’m not, but I know many people who are. I’m just curious.
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