Monthly Archives: May 2005

May 15, 2005

KAI TAK AIRPORT – HONG KONG

Posted by Yabu at 07:41 PM
The new Hong Kong airport replaced Kai Tak airport – one of the most dangerous in the world due to the tricky last minute flight maneuvers required to land because of high rise towers and a large hill at the approach end of a too short runway. Can you imagine looking out the window of [...]
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May 14, 2005

DEVIL FLYING TOO HIGH IN THE SKY

Posted by Yabu at 12:28 PM
I’ve had the opportunity to hang backstage (and after the shows) with some BIG name bands in my time. These were truly…learning experiences. These people have no concept of the meaning of “OFFâ€?, or “SLOW DOWNâ€?, or “STOPâ€?. They are full speed ahead…all the time. One night, we arrived several hours early for [...]
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May 12, 2005

THE CRABS

Posted by Yabu at 01:13 PM
Has anyone ever had the Crabs? Bad Juju they are. While in College, I lived in a nice 5-bedroom house, with a view, with five of my buddies. We considered ourselves to be “ho-taming motherfuckersâ€?, and we didn’t hang with skanky women; so when we experienced an epidemic of crabs, we were dumbfounded. [...]
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May 8, 2005

THANK GOD FOR DAD!

Posted by Yabu at 05:31 PM
Dax has got it figured out…I think Anyway, go read this.
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FREEING THE BASE

Posted by Yabu at 04:38 PM
Way before Crack was called Crack, I used baking soda to FREE the cocaine BASE from the powder, which resulted in the substance people call Crack. I’ve even used the friendly neighborhood convenience store microwave for this purpose. Many times. You must adapt when you’re on the move. The end result was, what [...]
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May 7, 2005

TOO FUCKING EARLY

Posted by Yabu at 09:12 AM
I believe Kelley has posted about this before, and I have to agree with her. I can’t fucking stand it when my fucking neighbor fucking mows his fucking grass at fucking 7:00 am on fucking Saturday morning. I must come up with a plan.
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May 6, 2005

40 LBS. OF MEAT AND A BUCKET OF BALLS

Posted by Yabu at 12:11 AM
I’m not even going to get into that, unless you want to. I will tell you, elevators were involved. Also, it was in the heat of Summer. Never mind.
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May 5, 2005

THE ENEMY HIMSELF

Posted by Yabu at 11:04 PM
One who knows the enemy and knows himself will not be endangered in a hundred engagements. One who does not know the enemy but knows himself will sometimes be victorious, sometimes meet with defeat. One who knows neither the enemy nor himself will invariably be defeated in every engagement. – Sun-tzu
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FUCK FUCK FUCK

Posted by Yabu at 03:05 PM
“I have a fucking trash mouth. I make no fucking apologies either. I liberally use several motherfucking expletives. Of course, they add no meaning to a sentence. They only add emphasis. Shit! Expletives give the sentence fucking passion. Sometimes it’s not what you say, it’s how you fucking say it.” “Dax Montana, 05/05/2005″ SHOOT…I FUCKING AGREE!!! [...]
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