May 12, 2005

THE CRABS

Posted by Yabu at 01:13 PM

Has anyone ever had the Crabs? Bad Juju they are.

While in College, I lived in a nice 5-bedroom house, with a view, with five of my buddies. We considered ourselves to be “ho-taming motherfuckersâ€?, and we didn’t hang with skanky women; so when we experienced an epidemic of crabs, we were dumbfounded. We all caught ‘em, boys and girls alike.

We all did the prescription shampoo deal, many times, and it didn’t work. We just couldn’t shake ‘em, so we decided to burn all of our clothes, bedding, and just about everything else we came into contact with.

Well, one thing led to another, and things got seriously out of control.

We burned that fucking house down, to the ground, by mistake.

But that’s not the worse part. The worse part about having a dose of the crabs is that every time you take a shower, they crawl up your ass to keep from getting wet.

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8 Comments

  1. Key
    Posted May 12, 2005 at 6:21 pm | Permalink

    LMAO…What more can I say?!

  2. Eric
    Posted May 12, 2005 at 6:35 pm | Permalink

    .. I think I’m going to write another Tom Waits-style song.. entitled… “sittin’ in the rain with an ass full fo crabs”… hey, it could work..

  3. Straight White Guy
    Posted May 12, 2005 at 6:40 pm | Permalink

    Quote of the Day…

    .. I am a man with quite a few Worldly experiences under his belt… but, Yabu?.. he’s been places I’ve never dreamt of going… behold, children.. there is wisdom in these words…. “The worse part about having a dose of…

  4. Dash
    Posted May 12, 2005 at 10:44 pm | Permalink

    I’m seriously starting to wonder about you, Yabu. That is some funny Juju. And Eric’s gonna write a song about it. That’s great. Just don’t light your pubes on fire and try to stab the little bastards when they run for cover. That could get messy.

  5. Yabu
    Posted May 12, 2005 at 11:54 pm | Permalink

    I have always wondered about myself. I think!

  6. catfish
    Posted May 13, 2005 at 12:46 pm | Permalink

    You know how to get rid of them? You shave one side of your private hair and set fire to the hair side, and when they run to the shaved side, you kill them with an ice pick, Cat

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  1. By Quote of the Day... on May 12, 2005 at 6:40 pm

    .. I am a man with quite a few Worldly experiences under his belt… but, Yabu?.. he’s been places I’ve never dreamt of going… behold, children.. there is wisdom in these words…. “The worse part about having a dose of…