I was sniffing and snorting and huffing and puffing and basically…fucked to the Max. I looked in my rear-view mirror, and saw trouble…BIG trouble. Big trouble in the form of bright rotating flashing blue lights. I’m thinking…I’m fucked.
When I looked at the beautiful girl next to me, handed her the baggie full of the white, and said, “Put this in your pantiesâ€?; she appeared to be dumbfounded. After I changed my tone, she did what I asked (said), and was absolutely terrified.
I pull over…Big ass redneck motherfucking cop comes to the driver-side window, and proceeds to be a bigger redneck motherfucking cop than I thought possible. The asshole was sweet on my girl. Dickhead.
This asshole slams me on the hood of my car, handcuffs me, and gently eases my girl down on the hood…while maintaining a rear view. I had to watch this shit. The kinky fucker handcuffs her as well, and I was pissed…I mean I was really pissed. I mean I was so pissed I was looking at his gun. It was a good thing I couldn’t reach it, because things probably would’ve turned out for the worse.
That bastard searched EVERYTHING, except her panties.
WE WALKED
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Damn, close call….
Rogue cops. I’ve always said, however, if I had a nice blue light I’d get a hell of a lot more sex.
I’m surprised he did not make her blow him, Cat
This happened to me once. Cop #1 gave me every sobriety test known to man, while Cop #2 tried to make time with my girl. She finally gave him a fake phone number so we could be on our way. Can’t blame the cop much though, she was f**king fine!
Friend of mine is a cop in Vegas. He gets more action than you can believe. Pulls this kind of shit all the time–kills the boredom.