After we finished a round of golf one day, and as my group was following the group in front of us to the bar, I saw something interesting. One of the guys in the preceding foursome was so pissed he threw his bag in the fucking lake. Everyone cheered. I was so impressed; I took my shoes off and threw them into the lake as well. I was drunk. I was laughing my ass off, and my damn shoes were nothing but blister makers anyway, so, the way I saw it, they had it coming. Drown ‘em I did.
The funny part was watching that stupid fucker swimming in the lake trying to find his bag. He needed his car keys.
Bwahahah!!!
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That’s great! I wish I had a dollar for every time I’ve seen something like that.
Anger Management
My friend Yabu at Bad Bad Juju has a post up on Anger Management. He’s talking about a time he was playing golf and saw a guy get so mad, he threw his golf bag into a lake.
So I guess you dined at the club bar barefooted?
Key…yes I did. well, I didn’t dine, but I had several more cocktails…and continued to heckle the dumbass swimmer.
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My friend Yabu at Bad Bad Juju has a post up on Anger Management. He’s talking about a time he was playing golf and saw a guy get so mad, he threw his golf bag into a lake.