Monthly Archives: July 2005

July 31, 2005

THIS IS COMPLETE BULLSHIT…

…and I know many people who’ll back me up on it. Fuck it, I was bored. Take the Star Trek Quiz
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SHORT AND SWEET

…You are what you are. I can smoke you out pretty soon, anyway, and will treat you accordingly… …and I was doing shots with this guy???
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July 29, 2005

THIS IS HIGH

The Shuttle is docked at the International Space Station, which is in orbit 358 kilometers above sea level.
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IT WAS AN ACCIDENT…

but, I stabbed myself in the stomach with a corkscrew tonight. It hurt bad, like you wouldn’t fucking believe, and I was bleeding like a stuck pig. Since I don’t have any rubbing alcohol I have some decent Tequila in the cupboard…I used it………….Holy shit, that hurt…I was howling like a scalded dog…a [...]
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NOLA Pictures

If any attendee wants copies of the NOLA pictures, email your mailing address to me, and I’ll burn you a CD. There are 235 of ‘em.
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July 27, 2005

THE BONEDANCER

What a Pussy. That guy couldn’t find a pole if he was propped up against it…which he was…wait a minute…he was the pole! Trust me: I was there.
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July 26, 2005

A REAL HOOTFUCKINGNANNY

I just returned from New Orleans. It was my first Blogmeet, and these people aren’t right. As a matter of fact…they are all FUCKING NUTS. All of ‘em…the whole lot…but you know what?…I’d give any of ‘em the shirt off my back. Anytime! Sam Christina Zonker Key Kelley Velociman Denny Shoe Karen Dash Since I’m still too fucked up to think, much less type, [...]
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July 19, 2005

WAR OF THE WORLDS

…Freedom, respect, tolerance and acceptance await Islam among civlized people, but it is for them to step to the door and beg entry, leaving behind the savagery and barbarity which has been their hallmark since Mohammed swept across the sands, sword in hand and the blood of innocents in his wake. I stand with one hand [...]
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PREPARE YOURSELF

I’ll be late. Dash has it going on.
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July 18, 2005

STRANGERS

I’ve decided to head on down to New Orleans this weekend and meet up with… Sam Christina Zonker Key Kelley Velociman Denny Shoe Karen …and anyone else who shows up. I’ll be on the outside looking in until I feel it is safe. I’ve been reading their blogs, and a couple of these people are way the fuck out there. Hell, probably all of [...]
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