Daily Archives: July 2, 2005

HUMPING CRAWFISH

I’ve said this before, and I’m saying it again. This FUCKER ain’t right. I wish Benny well.
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TOO BROKE TO JUMP

In the olden days, I was so broke I couldn’t afford a battery for my car. Fortunately it had a manual transmission, and I parked that son of a bitch on a hill for damn near three months. It worked. I guess I could’ve stolen one, but I hate thieves and liars and the left. Sometimes [...]
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POTATOES AND POPPIES

VODKA AND OXYCODONE HYDROCHLORIDE Is blood is thicker than water? Sometimes. Maybe. Maybe not. I received a call today from a DICK that is related to me through a marriage. A Real Fucking Asshole! Anyway, my first cousin, who was in his lower 40’s, is dead. Been dead for over two weeks…at least, that’s [...]
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