Daily Archives: July 4, 2005

I DID IT AGAIN

Have you ever stepped, barefooted, on a slug? I have, more than once, but it was a long time ago. I just did it again. That is some slimy shit. I had to use some oxiagenttvgoop to get it off. Slug Juice is some Bad Bad Juju.
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ENOUGH SAID

Blow this fucking package up. You’re right…he knew exactly what he was doing, and he should know exactly what you’re doing, and why, when you beat the everlovingmotherfuckingshit out of him. Save some for me. I fucking hate…I mean, I really fucking hate his kind!
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