July 29, 2005

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT…

Posted by Yabu at 09:08 PM

but, I stabbed myself in the stomach with a corkscrew tonight. It hurt bad, like you wouldn’t fucking believe, and I was bleeding like a stuck pig. Since I don’t have any rubbing alcohol I have some decent Tequila in the cupboard…I used it………….Holy shit, that hurt…I was howling like a scalded dog…a Velocifucking scalded dog.

I think I’ll do a shot. Damn!

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7 Comments

  1. Beth
    Posted July 29, 2005 at 9:20 pm | Permalink

    Sounds like some bad juju man!

  2. Jim - PRS
    Posted July 29, 2005 at 9:43 pm | Permalink

    Stay away from power tools today.

  3. Dash
    Posted July 29, 2005 at 11:01 pm | Permalink

    Damn! You screwed yourself?

  4. Key
    Posted July 30, 2005 at 12:43 pm | Permalink

    Battle wounds.

  5. Velociman
    Posted July 30, 2005 at 8:11 pm | Permalink

    Corkscrew in the belly? No big. You wine!

  6. Yabu
    Posted July 30, 2005 at 10:47 pm | Permalink

    No Shit

  7. Frank L.
    Posted July 31, 2005 at 11:21 am | Permalink

    Dude! Seppuku with a corkscrew? If you must, you should really use a nice, sharp wakizashi next time, but it’ll still hurt like a motherf**ker.