Monthly Archives: July 2005

July 17, 2005

EMILY TULUM

I’ve been here many times. Go easy Emily…go easy. The only Emily I’ve ever known…was a real bitch! Damn!
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July 11, 2005

FUCK HILLARY CLINTON

Someone Fucking Save Us…is an understatement. …You have got to be smoking crack if you vote for this nutball to hold ANY public office. She isn’t fit to be President of the fucking PTA… I couldn’t say it better.
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July 10, 2005

WHY ALL MUSLIMS ARE TERRORISTS

Read this thread. Interesting! Rube has started some shit. I love it!
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TOO DRUNK TO FUCK

I went through my Tee-Shirt drawer today, and I found an old one from the band “The Dead Kennedys”. These fuckers are out there. Or, Those fuckers were out there. TOO DRUNK TO FUCK
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THIS IS SICK…

…but, I’m getting pleasure from watching Dennis make landfall. How often do you get to watch a storm of this magnitude, live on television and the Internet? In daylight. Pretty cool. Awesome power. Seriously, I know several people who live in his path, and have a very good friend at ground zero. [...]
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DENNIS WHO?

I was just in the grocery store picking up a dollop of vanilla ice cream to plop on top of the kick-ass peach and cherry cobbler I’ll be having tonight, and I made a comment about Dennis to the checker. She replied, “Dennis, what do you mean?â€? I said, “You know, the hurricane.â€? [...]
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July 8, 2005

I’VE SEEN SHIT LIKE THIS BEFORE

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July 6, 2005

The Scotch Bonnet

I’ve been eating Salsa I made with these. It is SO HOT, you can’t stop eating it. I must be crazy. As long as you keep eating ‘em, you have no problem, but as soon as you stop…the pain sets in. I’m talking about “down on your knees” in pain. I love a little Endorphin rush [...]
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July 5, 2005

A TRUE HYPROCRITE

House Minority Bitch Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) filed delinquent reports…
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July 4, 2005

I DID IT AGAIN

Have you ever stepped, barefooted, on a slug? I have, more than once, but it was a long time ago. I just did it again. That is some slimy shit. I had to use some oxiagenttvgoop to get it off. Slug Juice is some Bad Bad Juju.
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