Monthly Archives: July 2005

July 4, 2005

ENOUGH SAID

Posted by Yabu at 11:28 PM
Blow this fucking package up. You’re right…he knew exactly what he was doing, and he should know exactly what you’re doing, and why, when you beat the everlovingmotherfuckingshit out of him. Save some for me. I fucking hate…I mean, I really fucking hate his kind!
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July 3, 2005

THE WHITE

Posted by Yabu at 03:31 PM
I grow my own, and this is what a mature Cocaine Bush should look like. If you do it right (like this), it doesn’t need chopping. Although my neighbors are curious when they see me in my garden with a rolled Benjamin, I could give a shit. I just smile and act like I’m [...]
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July 2, 2005

HUMPING CRAWFISH

Posted by Yabu at 04:58 PM
I’ve said this before, and I’m saying it again. This FUCKER ain’t right. I wish Benny well.
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TOO BROKE TO JUMP

Posted by Yabu at 03:50 PM
In the olden days, I was so broke I couldn’t afford a battery for my car. Fortunately it had a manual transmission, and I parked that son of a bitch on a hill for damn near three months. It worked. I guess I could’ve stolen one, but I hate thieves and liars and the left. Sometimes [...]
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POTATOES AND POPPIES

Posted by Yabu at 01:25 AM
VODKA AND OXYCODONE HYDROCHLORIDE Is blood is thicker than water? Sometimes. Maybe. Maybe not. I received a call today from a DICK that is related to me through a marriage. A Real Fucking Asshole! Anyway, my first cousin, who was in his lower 40’s, is dead. Been dead for over two weeks…at least, that’s [...]
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