Monthly Archives: August 2005

August 15, 2005

DE-MILITARIZED ZONE NATURE RESERVE

This son of a bitch should be brought up on charges. After all, he was married to Hanoi Jane. Sean Penn can also kiss my ass.
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August 14, 2005

BURNING A LITTLE BANDWIDTH

Get Ready I loves me some wiggle. Wanna dance?
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THIS PUSSY BELONGS TO ME

Way Down In The Jungle Deep I heard your sister moan!!!! Bwahahahah!!!
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ST. JAMES INFIRMARY

Sixteen Coal Black Horses I heard my sweet baby moan!!!!
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QUOTE OF THE MOMENT

“Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in.” –H R Haldeman
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THOROUGHLY DISGUSTED

I met this asshole in New Orleans. Didn’t seem like too bad of a guy to me…in fact…I wanted to tag his wife. Anyway, it seems he picked up a homosexual sidewalk licking slut, who has a problem with Patroits. You know your little sister, you love so dear,,,well I fucked her all day for a [...]
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JUST DAMN!

DAX MONTANA has added a “Featured Tunes” section to his left sidebar. How cool is that? Right now he’s downtown with Tennessee Stud
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August 11, 2005

HANDCUFFED AND MACED AND PUKED

Velociman got me thinking. I was with my girl friend, and another friend of mine, somewhere where we shouldn’t have been. It was late. I think. I think we should’ve been able to be where we were, but since I don’t remember where that was…it doesn’t really matter…I think. Anyway… The cops whipped out their [...]
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August 8, 2005

STICKY FINGERS

Who’s Dick Is This? DAX started it. I’ve heard so many variations of this story….what is the truth?
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WAY TOO FUCKED UP

Just kidding. Not really. I’ve been on a bad one in a good way way lately. I’ve been thinking about Karma…and shit like that. Just kidding. I’ve not been thinking about blogging. Just kidding. I’ve been thinking about why lightning bugs “light up”. I’m serious. I’ve just been thinking!
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