September 15, 2005

BUMP

If this doesn’t put it in perspective…I don’t know what will.

Velociman ain’t right…but he can write. I love it, and by the way…he is the pole daddy. The NOLA POLE.

“…It gets worse, of course. In those heady days of flexible knees, and hamstrings that did not grip up on you, a couple would actually squat, and bump whilst hunkered down like Nigerians taking a shit over a stove-in termite hill…”

I think I’ll have a blue one…or maybe two.

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2 Comments

  1. Posted September 16, 2005 at 6:58 am | Permalink

    Well, I guess a termite hill would be better than a hornet’s nest.

  2. Posted September 18, 2005 at 3:33 pm | Permalink

    And you ain’t even seen my pole. Thank God.