November 13, 2005

A Patch To Match

Redheads

I can tell you for certain how not to pick up a woman.

I was drinking in a bar with some friends, talking with some young ladies, one of which was the most beautiful redhead I’d ever seen. After about ten beers, I told her she had the most beautiful red hair I’d ever seen, and asked, “Do you have a patch to match?â€?

WHAM !!!

She hit me full force with a closed fist and knocked me off of my stool. My buddies were laughing so hard they couldn’t pick me up off the damn floor.

Bottom line: I had it coming.

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2 Comments

  1. Posted November 13, 2005 at 7:59 pm | Permalink

    I have fucked many redheads, they are very hard to heat up, but when you get them turned on and HOT, they will screw you to death. I have always like to look at a redheaded womens pussies, when they get wet and the hair get stuck to the side of a leg, it looks like a old man chewing tobacco with the juices left on the chin, Cat

  2. Posted November 14, 2005 at 9:49 am | Permalink

    As a redhead, I will say that when someone asks if it’s my real hair color, I tell them that they’ll just have to take my word for it.
    Ewww, Catfish. That’s a disgusting description.
    BTW, my hair color is natural.