Five Weird Things

I’ve been tagged by Redneck.

Five Weird Things About Me

1. I love to drink Gatorade, at room temperature, in the middle of the night.

2. From the second I see Santa Claus during the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, and until Epiphany, I’m on a first name basis with all the elves that inhabit my house. I talk to ‘em, and they talk back. Come visit me and I’ll prove it to you.

3. I hate playing golf with someone whose best wood is his or her pencil. That’ll fuck up a good time fast. Most people don’t mind…I do. I’m not talking about money.

4. I love bad weather.

5. I’m right handed, unless I’m lighting a pipe.

BWAHAHAHAH !!!.

I tag everyone who reads this.