Monthly Archives: January 2006

January 29, 2006

Emulating The CAP

I have to admit, I was doing the Velocigator ,in Texas, 168 hours ago. Laughed so hard my side still hurts. I was emulating the CAP buzz. You never know…when you’ll crawl on the flo…
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January 28, 2006

Eight Shot Plagiarism

Today, I had an original idea. I shot a bunch of Doves. I cleaned ‘em using the thumb technique, stuffed ‘em with cream cheese and fresh Jalapenos, wrapped ‘em in bacon, and threw ‘em on a charcoal grill. Why didn’t I think of that? Dash is the Man!!!
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My Shadow

There are two types of blogmeets, and I’ve had the pleasure of experiencing both of ‘em with my good friend Christina. I love you baby; you are downtown. I arrived at the Casa del Feisty and was met by the most beautiful and polite young lady you could imagine. At that moment, I was [...]
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January 27, 2006

Filler

I’m a Porsche 911! You have a classic style, but you’re up-to-date with the latest technology. You’re ambitious, competitive, and you love to win. Performance, precision, and prestige – you’re one of the elite,and you know it. Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.
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January 25, 2006

Can I Have Your IP Before You Leave ?

I’ve been going full tilt boogie for seven days. I need to lay it down for a day or two. No, actually, I need some sleep, and then I’ll tell you about the best type Lima Whiskey Foxtrot Bravo blogmeet I’ve been to. Everything from the Upside Down Guy to Syrian modified [...]
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January 22, 2006

Carpet In

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January 18, 2006

Justification Of Existence

Just a term I use for the many incompetent people I have to deal with. It seems to me that there is little justification for having people manipulating situations that don’t exist. They make it up as they go. The few legitimate conditions, which would be sensible to take a closer look at, are [...]
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January 17, 2006

Heading Downhill

I’m going to go get up with a friend. Be back next week. I’m leaving my Bitch in charge. Trust me!!!
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Swim Motherfucker

My sentiments exactly. I’ve been in the water with sharks, and I can tell you for certain; they don’t announce their presence. They come from below. Scared the shit out of me. I was lucky!!!
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Happy 300th Birthday

Benjamin Franklin was born 300 years ago, today. My man Ben was a Wild Turkey, so to speak. Benjamin Franklin wanted wild turkeys to be our national symbol instead of the bald eagle. He felt that the stately, majestic qualities of the wild turkey would make it a fine symbol for the new country. I have always had [...]
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