Monthly Archives: January 2006

January 15, 2006

Yabu Needs…

Posted by Yabu at 10:02 PM
some Black Howler Monkeys. He’s going to start at 17.917, -87.950, in decimal values… Who knows, he might get lucky.
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January 13, 2006

The Point Of No Return

Posted by Yabu at 12:10 PM
After vigilant review, Yabu has determined the following statement is the biggest lie of 2005. “Iran insists that its intentions in pursuing nuclear technology are peaceful.” If anyone, in his or her wildest imagination, believes that Israel (or the US for that matter) will allow Iran to go nuclear, is ignorant. If anyone, in his or [...]
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January 11, 2006

For The Record

Posted by Yabu at 01:51 PM
Yabu cannot stand this motherfucker!!! Bloated piece of shit.
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January 8, 2006

To Ward off Skanks…

Posted by Yabu at 06:44 PM
…one should always wear a Brown Recluse around their neck. Some know what I mean, some don’t, definitely not the woman in the 7/11. It works…every time…for me…but you do need the right attitude…or would that be altitude? Bwahahahahah!!! Spank my ass and call me whatever!!!!
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Boo Coo Cords Wires Cables Boxes Parts Nuts Screws

Posted by Yabu at 05:29 PM
If’ I’m not careful, I’m going to burn this motherfucker down. I just reconfigured my network. Well not really, I nuked all the connectivity I had before. Reconfiguration would be an understatement. The shit was in the way, know what I mean. I have 15 + (IP’s) devices that all talk to each [...]
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January 6, 2006

The Wizard Epidemic

Posted by Yabu at 09:01 AM
Dreams Last night I dreamt I was living in an apartment complex, but I don’t remember exactly where. Everyone was getting sick with some bizarre disease. Stage I symptoms were extremely painful head and muscle aches that lasted four or five days. Stage II symptoms were sweating profusely, in green and blue, from [...]
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January 5, 2006

Sideways Dogstyle

Posted by Yabu at 07:09 PM
Not really, but I did just fire up a new Sony 19 inch flat screen. Better than saving some money on my car insurance. This fucker is SWEET!!!
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January 4, 2006

Red Fucking Neck

Posted by Yabu at 03:11 PM
My good friend won a bet. He will be hanging out over here for a couple of days. Go visit…he is a sick puppy. Bwahahahahahahah!!!!! Cheers!
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January 1, 2006

For The Record

Posted by Yabu at 10:20 PM
If you are a woman and I call you a Bitch…you are Downtown. If you are a woman and I call you a Fucking Bitch…you are a Fucking Bitch. If you are a man and I call you a Bitch…you are a Fucking Queer. I just wanted to be clear on this.
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One Thing Is For Certain…

Posted by Yabu at 09:41 PM
This Bitch is way past flirting…or behaving amorously without serious intent. Congratulations My Friend
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