February 26, 2006

Alice Clamps

My Alice Clamps are stolen liberated from a fallout shelter built in the 60’s. We called it “Under the Slope”. Fact is: All of the water, food, and supplies stockpiled inside would’ve made absolutely no difference at all. That bunker would’ve been vaporized, along with everyone in it…even though it was underground. Do kids think about being vaporized? We did.

Kind of like telling school children to get under their desk if they see a mushroom cloud.

But, it was a cool place for young men to meet-up. Seriously, my main hideout for many years was a fucking bomb shelter. We also had a tree house, but there was just something about hanging out in a bomb shelter that was too much banana.

Years later, if my friend hadn’t been wearing one of these I wouldn’t have the Catdaddy of Roachclips. Speaking of Vaporization. I strayed from the path.

Bwahahahah!!!!

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  1. Posted February 27, 2006 at 11:57 am | Permalink

    I can’t believe the movies I was subjected to as a five-year-old…peeps skeletonized and dropping dead; message being: it could happen any day now!
    The adults all kool widdit cuz they stoned out of their minds. Talk about self-absorbed! Think of the sober kindygartners, jeez!