February 11, 2006

PINKED

Yabu is an artist for sure. He takes all the laundry, regardless of color, and throws it in on HOT / HOT. He can invent colors…there is no such thing as White anymore…everything is fucking PINK.

While I’m talking about domestic stuff, let me tell you how to handle dirty dishes.

When the sinks are full, the stovetop is covered, and the dining room table is covered, just throw ‘em the fuck away! I hate dishes.

Fuck It!!!

My ass is dead!!!

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2 Comments

  1. Posted February 11, 2006 at 8:00 pm | Permalink

    Hahaha you crack me up! BTW there’s this cool new invention, a dishwasher, but if you don’t want to do that much work either, there’s always disposable. Just sayin.

  2. Posted February 11, 2006 at 9:50 pm | Permalink

    I’m with Livey, get some damned paper plates, oh, and some of those pretty little wicker things to put ‘em in so you can hold a pickle on your plate without it fallin’ to the floor and Stretch gettin’ it…