Monthly Archives: April 2006

April 30, 2006

Yabunizing Women

Posted by Yabu at 08:17 PM
If you could keep me floating just for a while, I’ll explain Yabu’s “Scale of the Good Thing”. It’s really quite simple: He respects most girls, and never talks about one as if she is a piece of meat, but he is reversed so to speak Scale of the Good Thing: Bitch: is a good [...]
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I Am Anjin…

Posted by Yabu at 01:36 PM
…Yabu’s Guide. Although our backgrounds are very different, we have much in common. I was born from a much more traditional environment than Yabu. I am a Pilot in the purest sense. All I want and need is to guide. I receive no personal gratification from other peoples misfortune. I [...]
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Cocobolo

Posted by Yabu at 12:23 AM
I had some custom Nunchakus made out of this. …”the reach of the nunchaku is often underestimated, even by those experienced with its use”…. No shit!!! My elbows are going to hate me…
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April 29, 2006

The Escape Hatch

Posted by Yabu at 11:17 AM
Bwahahahahahhhhh!!!!!! DAMN!!!
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April 28, 2006

Drunk Tsuba

Posted by Yabu at 11:25 PM
A Tsuba is a sword hand guard. This one is called Wrestling A Bottle Of Sake, and is for all you people where I am not!!! Be cool with it…and remember there’s not anything like a Syrian modified Soviet T-72.
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April 27, 2006

What’s Behind Me Is Not Important

Posted by Yabu at 12:23 AM
Honma Magoshiro He is the master of the horse.
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April 26, 2006

Holy Dogshit, Texas!

Posted by Yabu at 11:11 PM
Only steers and queers come from Texas, and you don’t much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket Bwah ha the fucking ha ha….
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ps -ef | grep assholes

Posted by Yabu at 10:58 PM
Yeap…I know some back stabbing motherfuckers. That is all.
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April 24, 2006

In Honor…

Posted by Yabu at 11:19 PM
…of everyone heading down to Austin this weekend. …of all you motherfuckers going to fucking Texas this fucking weekend. I’m going to launch a rocket in your honor. I’ll be busting one single motherfucker out for you. This son of a bitch will be high, like you assholes. Have a safe trip. Bwahahahahfunkinghahaha!!!
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April 23, 2006

West Texas Cowboy

Posted by Yabu at 08:27 PM
A West Texas cowboy was herding his herd in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a Young Man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out The window and asks the cowboy, “If I tell you [...]
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