Daily Archives: May 27, 2006

Knee Pads

I asked my woman to get me some knee pads. She said, “Are you talking about rug-fucking”? I said, “No, I need to tend my garden”. Which is kinda same thing if you know what I mean. Hahahahahahahaha!!!
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Serpent Devourer

Do you know why there arn’t any snakes on Caribbean Islands? The Mongoose: The mongoose was introduced from India by sugarcane farmers to eradicate the destructive cane rat. The experiment did not succeed because the rats climbed into the trees and remained safe from the mongoose. The mongoose soon gained notoriety as it turned to poultry, ground-nesting birds, [...]
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