Monthly Archives: May 2006

May 27, 2006

Knee Pads

Posted by Yabu at 01:30 PM
I asked my woman to get me some knee pads. She said, “Are you talking about rug-fucking”? I said, “No, I need to tend my garden”. Which is kinda same thing if you know what I mean. Hahahahahahahaha!!!
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Serpent Devourer

Posted by Yabu at 12:35 PM
Do you know why there arn’t any snakes on Caribbean Islands? The Mongoose: The mongoose was introduced from India by sugarcane farmers to eradicate the destructive cane rat. The experiment did not succeed because the rats climbed into the trees and remained safe from the mongoose. The mongoose soon gained notoriety as it turned to poultry, ground-nesting birds, [...]
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May 25, 2006

The A Team

Posted by Yabu at 11:27 PM
Yabu made the A team. Very cool…means a lot to me. You know who you are…Thank you! I feel the same.
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May 23, 2006

Death From Above

Posted by Yabu at 12:41 PM
I’m thinking about taking up Falconry. A Peregrine Falcon can do 180 MPH in a dive. I’ve always been facinated with Birds of Prey. Whatever its form, the essence of falconry is simple. Training is based entirely on dieting and reward. First the hawk’s weight is carefully reduced until it feeds happily on the glove. Then it [...]
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The History of the Middle Finger

Posted by Yabu at 08:49 AM
Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow [...]
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May 22, 2006

30 Questions

Posted by Yabu at 12:08 PM
Brazenly ripped from Dash Riprock who stolt it from El Capitan who stole it from someone else. Here goes. 1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? Yes. Many times in many countries. I once had a couple of cops who pulled me over every opportunity they had. That’s when I learned the [...]
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May 21, 2006

Regarding My Previous Post

Posted by Yabu at 11:20 PM
That is one of the strangest things I’ve ever experienced, and I’ve seen a lot of crazy shit. It only lasted for, maybe, two or three seconds…and I’ve been thinking about it ever since. Now, I remember the sounds, and when it flapped its wings for altitude…I felt the air. Damn…I must be losing my shit.
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I Swear To The Maker…

Posted by Yabu at 10:55 PM
…I can’t make this up. It was absolutely beautiful today in Juju Land. Absolutely a 100% get-down downtown perfect day. Anyway, I’m in the kitchen cooking up a little Chicken Parmesan for my woman, and I hear something outside. I walk to the door and almost stepped outside. Shit…all I had time to do was raise [...]
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May 20, 2006

Call The Ball

Posted by Yabu at 02:23 PM
I’ve been reading him for a long time, and it just gets better and better. Neptunus Lex is downtown. When you have some time, check this out. Aside from his Blogvel, he runs a great blog.
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Bob Fucking Sledder Maniac

Posted by Yabu at 03:06 AM
You Are Bobsledding You’re not a world class athlete, but you are a world class maniac. Your need for speed could have you blazing past the finish line! What Winter Sport Are You?
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