Monthly Archives: May 2006

May 20, 2006

Fish Story

Posted by Yabu at 01:37 AM
With all the alligator stories going around, I thought I’d tell you mine. Well, maybe later…although I do have a good one, it can wait. Instead, I’ll tell you about a big fish. Have you ever really been scared? When I was living on the Atlantic coast in North Florida, I had a two-man Air Force survival raft. One [...]
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Sweet

Posted by Yabu at 01:13 AM
As I’ve said before…I’m fond of sharp edges. These are slow-dancing.
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Thought Of The Moment

Posted by Yabu at 12:50 AM
Some people are just too FUCKING STUPID to have a computer. That’s why there are Windows. Just jump the fuck out… Hahahahahaha!!!!
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Feeding At The Public Trough…

Posted by Yabu at 12:18 AM
…or politicians and their hangers-on fattening themselves on public funds, has Biblical roots. It recalls how the Prodigal Son, at his lowest, ate from a trough with the swine. Reminds me of a certain political party class of people… I’m just sayin’…this shit has been going on forever. Bad Bad Juju I say…
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Soldiers Disease

Posted by Yabu at 12:05 AM
Just in case you’re wondering, is Is a term for morphine addiction. The Civil War produced over 400,000 morphine addicts. …addiction is easy to acquire, hard to kick, and is a publicly noticed, i.e. asocial, problem… Bottom line: a junky is a junky…self-inflicted or not. That is some Bad bad Juju.
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May 18, 2006

Yabu Beats The Rap

Posted by Yabu at 12:49 PM
Thanks Kate…
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Light Bulb Trap

Posted by Yabu at 11:26 AM
To make this trap work you must have access inside the victim’s house and it helps if you don’t like them very much. To start go into the kitchen where ever your mom keeps her ammonia, and put some in a sealable container that it won’t eat through. Next, acquire a medical syringe. Go to [...]
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May 17, 2006

Who Do Juju

Posted by Yabu at 10:14 AM
“You ever heard of juju?” Skyler shook his head. “Magic. You talk about this and it’ll be the last talkin’ you do. You’ll just open your mouth and nothin’ will come out”. – John Darnton, The Experiment
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May 15, 2006

Dish Boy

Posted by Yabu at 11:27 PM
Yeap – that would be me. My woman and I entered into an agreement shortly after we connected. Obviously, she’d seen too many “shocking” results from the infamous Dr. Yabu’s Hot Wash. You let me wash it, and I can almost guarantee the laundry will be a different color afterwards. I do everything on Hot and [...]
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I’m In Bad Shape…

Posted by Yabu at 10:38 PM
….my regular high-dollar sunglasses block all the shit that needs to be blocked, but I still can’t read, or see detail…like the dashboard, or a book or menu… All they do is keep the bugs and other particles out of my eyes. This is a huge problem for me. I am [...]
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