The World Is “Maybe??? Too Fucking Flat…

…and Got-Dam, I’m Fucking Pissed.

My woman and I were issued travel vouchers from the fucking “Greekâ€? airline because they had a “practice strikeâ€? and cancelled our outbound flight from another country. They put us up in a cheesy casino that smelled like shit, and now…I’m really double fucking pissed. There is more to that story…I just haven’t posted about it.

I have all the documentation. I tried to book two domestic round trip tickets online, using the fucking Greek airlines website. No can do. They are about as inefficient as anything I’ve ever seen.

I Google their reservations 800 number, call it, and who do I get? Some bimbo, in New Fucking Delhi, India. This imbecile informed me that she could, as a courtesy to me, hold a reservation for 24 hours, but I would have to go to the airport and speak with a customer service representative at the ticket counter to actually book my flights. What the Fuck!!!

That is all for now. I’m not finished with these motherfuckers yet. This was just a fucking scrimmage.

The bottom line is: Since the world is so flat; I’m able to do things that wouldn’t be possible if it weren’t…and I’m grateful for that, but shit like this really pisses me off.

Come to think of it…we did it to ourselves. Self inflicted. The .com boom was a great idea, but we didn’t think it through, and it screwed us in the end.

We’re fucked.

Dirt in the fuel line, so to speak.

I’m fucking sorry about fucking cussing so fucking much, but this fucking shit fucking pisses me fucking off.