Monthly Archives: July 2006

July 30, 2006

Toob The Hooch

Posted by Yabu at 10:20 PM
That’s what I’m talking about…
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The Dumpster

Posted by Yabu at 09:32 PM
In the past, I have from time to time dabbled in the illicit movement and sale of plant matter, including the powder, to support my lifestyle. Let me say, the powder is the devil. Let me say that one more time…the powder is the devil. The Powder is some Bad Bad Juju. But, [...]
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Note To Self

Posted by Yabu at 11:43 AM
Never grill outside without wearing shoes. Last night I was standing barefoot by the grill watching my grill girl grilling some meat and stepped on a red-hot coal. Damn, that hurt. I put the ice to it immediately, but my big toe is still toe up. Can barely walk. On another matter, installed a [...]
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July 29, 2006

stationary frame of reference

Posted by Yabu at 01:06 AM
Whoa…you gotta go read The Web Of Trust.
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July 28, 2006

Yabu Believes…

Posted by Yabu at 11:51 PM
…retaliation against unprovoked aggression is justified…for whatever reason. Yabu supports Israel, 100%. Yabu also believes that Israel should make Beirut go away. Israel should do WHATEVER is necessary to survive. Whatever is needed, whatever it takes. Yabu believes that Israel is being way too soft. Yabu believes that Israel should, once and for all, kick these mother-fucking [...]
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July 25, 2006

Kiss My Ass Twosday

Posted by Yabu at 11:00 PM
I’ve decided that Tuesday will be “Kiss My Ass Twosday.” So, I say… Kofi Annan and Jacques Chirac can kiss my ass
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Washing Machine

Posted by Yabu at 08:08 AM
Rather than leaving that old washing machine in the yard, here’s the proper way to dispose of it.
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July 24, 2006

Showing Off

Posted by Yabu at 10:41 PM
I know this guy who started his own business, secured several large bank loans, and lost his wits. He was doing quite well, had more business than he’d ever imagined, until he got a major case of the stubies. He flies to Chicago for his high school reunion, and decides he needs to make an impression on [...]
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July 23, 2006

Time Travel

Posted by Yabu at 07:25 PM
Yabu left on a trip the day after the day before yesterday and he will be back on the eve of the day after tomorrow. How many days and nights is he away? ***UPDATE ANSWER BELOW***
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Just so you know

Posted by Yabu at 06:57 PM
The angle between the main branch of a tree and its trunk remains constant in each species — and this same angle is found between the principal vein of the tree’s leaves and all its subsidiary branching veins. I feel better now.
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