July 22, 2006

Confusion

Yabu loves to create confusion. On Tuesday I sent an e-mail to my secretary that said, “I’ll be back in the office three days before one week after the day after tomorrow.”

When will I be back?

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Also, I had dinner the other night with my only sibling’s husband’s mother-in-law’s only daughter-in-law.

With whom did I dine?

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This one is for The Blade

Mr. Brown, Mr. White, and Mr. Red are together in an office.

The three men are wearing ties that are the colors of their last names, although no man’s tie matches his name.

Mr. Brown asks the man with the white tie if he likes red, but cannot hear the answer.

What is the color of each man’s tie?

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8 Comments

  1. Posted July 22, 2006 at 3:21 pm | Permalink

    You’ll be back in six days
    You dined with your daughter
    I won’t answer the last one because it’s for Eric.

  2. Posted July 22, 2006 at 5:54 pm | Permalink

    Six days, or next friday
    Your WIFE
    I know the last answer, but will also leave it blank.
    I am so brain dead today that I had to write them down first.

  3. Posted July 22, 2006 at 6:20 pm | Permalink

    You’ll be back when you get there.
    You dined with a woman.
    Red, White, and Brown.

  4. Posted July 22, 2006 at 6:38 pm | Permalink

    I’m so confused. So, does this mean that when you have dinner with your wife six days from now, you will be wearing a tie? Too much habanero.

  5. Posted July 22, 2006 at 8:29 pm | Permalink

    Oh I hate these things, I’m terrible at them.
    You’ll be back on Mon. You’re having dinner with your sister and I don’t care what color ties the guys are wearing, but I’d guess Red, Brown White.

  6. Posted July 22, 2006 at 10:15 pm | Permalink

    … you are a cunning foe, Yabu.. this one had me scratching the noggin for a while…
    … buuuuut…. Mr. Brown is wearing is wearing red… Mr. Red is wearing white.. and Mr. White is wearing brown….

  7. Posted July 22, 2006 at 10:42 pm | Permalink

    Eric my friend…you know your ties, so when I get back next Monday, I’ll be having dinner with my Wife.
    Oh hell yes…

  8. Posted July 23, 2006 at 5:35 am | Permalink

    Good deal. Got the ties and dinner companion correct anyway. Don’t know what the hell I was thinking of on the day. Can’t win em all I guess.