August 23, 2006

Too Damn Busy

Posted by Yabu at 11:54 PM

Apples for Apples

A man was asked what price per 100 he paid for some apples.

His reply was as follows: “If they had been 4 cents more per 100 I should have got five less for $1.20.”

Can you say what the price was per 100?

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14 Comments

  1. 40 Ounce Loudmouth
    Posted August 24, 2006 at 2:10 am | Permalink

    I say punch that irritating apple vendor right square in his motherf**king nose.

  2. Rube
    Posted August 24, 2006 at 3:54 am | Permalink

    $1.22?

  3. Lisa W.
    Posted August 24, 2006 at 6:50 am | Permalink

    Free. He stole them.
    Math = Blech.

  4. DonL
    Posted August 24, 2006 at 10:35 am | Permalink

    $12.00

  5. Elisson
    Posted August 24, 2006 at 12:33 pm | Permalink

    The original price was 96¢ per 100 apples. The guy bought 125 apples, paying $1.20.
    If the price goes up 4¢ to $1.00 per 100 apples, the guy gets 120 apples – five fewer – for that same $1.20.
    Now, just try to find some asshole apple vendor who will sell you a hundred apples for a buck. Gotta be some real shit apples. Road apples, maybe…they’re real shit.

  6. LilToni
    Posted August 24, 2006 at 12:56 pm | Permalink

    I’d go hungry.
    Imma mathtard.

  7. WitNit
    Posted August 24, 2006 at 5:34 pm | Permalink

    A man in an Up elevator is traveling at half the speed of light (93,000 mps). Another man in a Down elevator is traveling at the speed of light (186,000 mps).
    Question: Why is the second man screaming while repeatedly pressing the STOP button?

  8. Pedro the Ignorant
    Posted August 25, 2006 at 5:29 am | Permalink

    Answer: No.

  9. Daryl
    Posted August 25, 2006 at 10:51 pm | Permalink

    What the hell is this, a history lesson or a blog?

  10. Yabu
    Posted August 25, 2006 at 11:30 pm | Permalink

    Hey Dayrl, Apples = History?…what are you smoking?
    But, to answar you question…this is a weblog, and it is mine, and I’ll post whateverthefuck I feel like.
    It is a simple math problem. The apples cost 96 cents per 100. Dumbass.
    Kiss my ass you stupid POS.
    That is your lesson. Asshole

  11. keeskennis
    Posted August 26, 2006 at 8:42 am | Permalink

    I’ll show you real stupidity.
    What is, or does POS stand for

  12. velociman
    Posted August 26, 2006 at 1:01 pm | Permalink

    I don’t know, Keesie. But POFS stands for Piece Of Fucking Shit.

  13. KeesKennis
    Posted August 28, 2006 at 6:16 am | Permalink

    Thanks Vman, that explains why I can’t tie laces.

  14. Libby
    Posted August 28, 2006 at 5:47 pm | Permalink

    I can only figure that out if there’s also two trains going in opposite directions at different speeds.