September 6, 2006

The Silent Treatment

Posted by Yabu at 01:37 PM

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, “Please wake me at 5:00 AM.” He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, “It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.”

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

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7 Comments

  1. Kelly
    Posted September 6, 2006 at 2:26 pm | Permalink

    It’s true…LOL!!!

  2. Dash
    Posted September 6, 2006 at 5:29 pm | Permalink

    Fucking bitch!
    Bwahahahahahahhaha!!!!!

  3. Libby
    Posted September 6, 2006 at 9:06 pm | Permalink

    ROFLMAO. Brilliant woman.

  4. RedNeck
    Posted September 6, 2006 at 9:55 pm | Permalink

    Yes we are equipped, but we just hate settin’ alarms…

  5. 40 Ounce Loudmouth
    Posted September 7, 2006 at 1:23 am | Permalink

    Reminds me of my second wife. She wouldn’t say good morning or anything else to me unless I said something first. One time, I decided to see how long she would go if I didn’t initiate the communication–it was an entire week. Crazy bitch.

  6. Richmond
    Posted September 7, 2006 at 4:26 pm | Permalink

    Heh. I may have to remember that one…

  7. keeskennis
    Posted September 8, 2006 at 7:30 pm | Permalink

    We are on a higher plane, or is that plain?