October 8, 2006

Acoustic Advantage

I gotta get one of these.

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They only cost about 5 Billion each.

But, I’ll take one of these with the photonics masts.

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They only cost about 3 Billion each.

I’ll save about 2 Billion, and get more Bad Bad Juju for the slap.

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5 Comments

  1. Posted October 8, 2006 at 8:52 pm | Permalink

    .. man, if you get one… I want a ride…

  2. Posted October 8, 2006 at 9:30 pm | Permalink

    Cool!

  3. Posted October 9, 2006 at 8:40 am | Permalink

    They are cool, you could have a pile of “fun” with one of those babies..

  4. Posted October 9, 2006 at 8:35 pm | Permalink

    Considering the shape, wouldn’t it be more logical to call it a ‘Vagina Class’ submarine?
    Submarines are the only military vehicle that I would be enthusiatic about women serving on. At least ships can dock. A little VD from a hooker is cheaper overall to all parties concerned than a pregnant seawoman.
    But Norplant those bitches, and put them on those long-haul Vagina Class subs, and hey, win-win.

  5. Posted October 9, 2006 at 8:36 pm | Permalink

    Honestly I hear the best things about subs is they have GREAT food. They have to. Its so frickin’ miserable living aboard they feed the crew well. Or so I hear. So if you get one, can I come aboard for dinner? Then I’ll leave so y’all can keep sailing around or do whatever submariners do…