Comments on: Four Guns

By: Rube

Rube — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 07:57:53 +0000

A Colt .45 automatic, just like Patton had, for popping the Japs up close.
An StG-44, the most durable weapon design of the 20th century, for mid-range combat.
An Avenger 30mm seven-barrel cannon, ripped right out of an A-10 and mounted on the back of a pickup truck, for close ground support.
A 16-inch naval gun for pre-landing bombardments ‘n’ possums.
Until that Tesla gun gets perfected, of course…

By: Geoffrey

Geoffrey — Sat, 28 Oct 2006 19:18:57 +0000

You mean I can only take four guns from my safe? What will I do with the rest of them?
From my current collection, I’d take:
Sig Sauer P220: .45 cal, almost indestructible, great stopping power, and I can drive nails with it.
Bushmaster AR-15 M4 A4 series: Great for up close or distance. Decent stopping power. Good self-defence and foraging weapon.
Marlin .22 semi: cheap, plentiful ammo, and you can carry a ton of it. Good foraging rifle.
Browning 12 Gauge auto: Again, a very versatile weapon. Good foraging and self-defense.
Actually, I’d probably chose those if they weren’t in my collection also.

By: G

Wed, 25 Oct 2006 20:01:51 +0000

Savage Model 99C in .308 Winchester- great woods gun, but still has enough punch for out in the open, and will drop anything on this side of the Atlantic
Remington single shot 28 gauge- the perfect partridge gun for a fall walk in the woods, with the emphasis on walk
Glock Model 20 in 10mm (.45 is for grandpas)
Ruger 10/22 (nothing beats burning through a coupla hundred rounds just for kicks)
Do I need a fifth? If so, then a Browning Auto-5 Light Twelve, just in case I take up duck hunting or get really pissed at a partridge.

By: Erica

Erica — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 19:11:32 +0000

I have no business even answering this, as I couldn’t tell the difference between a Colt .45 and a Winchester .73 …
But I will say, the first time I held a gun in my hand … it felt pretty darn nice.
A seed was planted, my friend, and I know I could never go back again.

By: assrot

assrot — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 19:07:48 +0000

Everybody needs an AR-15 for when the Mullahs finally attack here in the USA so I’d get a Stagarms Stag-15L with Carry Handle Model 1L Pre-Ban for just such situations.
You have to have a good, powerful and accurate, medium range handgun to shoot the crackhead in the legs that is running down the block with your TV or stereo he just snatched from your house. The Magnum Research BFR chambered in 30/30 is perfect for that.
A nice double barrel shotgun for home defense is a must have in every American household. The Stoeger 12GA SXS Coach Gun Supreme is perfect for when you hear someone rattling around in your house that you know is not supposed to be there and you can only see the whites of their eyes. You can’t miss with this gun and some 00 buckshot.
Last but not least, you simply must have a nice, reliable concealed carry gun for when that meth-head tries to rob you in the parking lot at your local mall. The Springfield Armory Micro-Compact 1911-A1 in .45 ACP is perfect for these kind of problems.
If I could have a 5th gun, I’d have to get a General Electric XM214 Minigun to mount on my pickup truck. This makes it easier for me to cross the barrio between my neighborhood and downtown.
Can you tell I’m a firm believer in the 2nd Amendment?

By: Libby

Libby — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 16:12:42 +0000

All my life I’ve wanted a pearl handled derringer like the ladies in old time westerns used to carry in their handbags. No idea why. I’ve never shot a gun in my life.

By: Bane

Bane — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 14:14:35 +0000

Ruger 10-22
Colt 1911 .45
AK-47 (scoped)
12 ga Mossberg tactical

By: That 1 Guy

That 1 Guy — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 23:02:20 +0000

Oswald’s Carcano M1891
Chapman’s Charter Arms .38
Ray’s Remington 760 .30-06
Sirhan’s Iver Johnson .22 caliber revolver
Why? Oddities…

By: Bou

Bou — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 22:42:01 +0000

Is that like ‘Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?’
OK. Then.
I’d like the gun of Antonio Banderas.
Yul Brunner when he was alive and young.
Viggo Mortenson is yummy.
And I’m at a loss for the fourth. Needs more thought I suppose. Mmmm… Maybe Al Pacino as he was in Godfather part I. yeah, that’ll do it.

By: Jason H

Jason H — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 22:06:13 +0000

I wonder what the Mad Ogre would post P