December 30, 2006

One Thing About Iraq

I’ll give ‘em credit for killing that pig pretty quick. If it were here, he would’ve died of old age.

Hanging was way too humane…I would’ve burned him at the stake, fed him to the sharks, or fed him feet first into a meat grinder.

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2 Comments

  1. Posted December 30, 2006 at 4:12 pm | Permalink

    I would have given him pot laced with formaldehyde, made sure he got on a real bad head, and then slowly lower his shit-stained ass by chopper into gator-infested Everglades.
    And it still wouldn’t be nearly slow and cruel enough.

  2. Pixelkiller
    Posted December 31, 2006 at 12:02 pm | Permalink

    Nah. Death by pig. A hungry one.