January 9, 2007

Big Ass Pig

Posted by Yabu at 10:49 PM

My God Daughter (she’s twenty eight) and me were taking a stroll. Before we left, her Mom handed me a shotgun…just in case. It was one of those that has a really short barrel and holds a bunch of shells. It was loaded to the max. A pumper, if you know what I mean. OO Buck, I think. After the fact, I knew…it was.

Anyway, we were deep into the woods when we heard some snorting, rustling and shit, from the left…and all of a sudden this big ass hog came out of the bush. He is no more.

Scared the shit out of me though.

I popped that fucker point blank…three times.. She is fine, I am fine, but that fucking pig is a dead motherfucker.

Did we eat it? No…we let the bastard rot.

It should be against the law NOT to own a shotgun.

I’m just sayin’

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7 Comments

  1. Erica
    Posted January 9, 2007 at 11:14 pm | Permalink

    Well, I ain’t gonna eat it, that’s for damn sure.

  2. phin
    Posted January 10, 2007 at 8:34 am | Permalink

    Was dat you in the nooz with the 1,100 pounder strapped to a tree?
    That was one big damn pig.

  3. Eric
    Posted January 10, 2007 at 8:45 am | Permalink

    …. shotguns rock…. what state were you in?…

  4. Dash
    Posted January 10, 2007 at 9:13 am | Permalink

    Mmmmmmmm – Free range pork chops! Sounds like you tenderized it, too.

  5. Dick
    Posted January 10, 2007 at 2:52 pm | Permalink

    Bacon tastes good…

  6. erica
    Posted January 10, 2007 at 7:06 pm | Permalink

    old boars are better left to rot..even the buzzards back off of them until the meat ages a day or two..

  7. Assrot
    Posted January 12, 2007 at 8:03 pm | Permalink

    It should be against the law to kill anything you’re not going to eat. Who in their right mind would let a good hog go to waste.