A Good Thief…

…is hard to find.

I’ve got boo coo computers and peripherals, so yesterday afternoon I set a 21 inch monitor (big as a fucking dishwasher, but still had a beautiful picture at 1600) outside next to the curb. I moved to flat panels a long time ago. Anyway, I put a sign on it that reads, “Please steal me…I work”.

Well, 30 something hours later…that fucker is still there. I can tell you…if it’d been furniture, it’d be long gone.

I’m just sayin”

Also, I trashed so many CPU’s, monitors, printers, modems, cables, etc…I can’t count ‘em.

Not that anyone could guess my passwords…but, I gave ‘em the ol’ Dr. Yabu magnet and sledgehammer treatment just to be sure.

Bwahahahahahahah!!!!

I’ve got a lot more room now.