March 20, 2007

Gossip

Posted by Yabu at 10:25 AM

Yabu loves women but…did you know that women can invent shit, and once enough of ‘em agree on invented shit…it becomes FACT.

Yabu is in no way down on the girls…Yabu is all about the truth.

He said She said is some Bad Bad Juju. Off the truck and under the bus is also some Bad Bad Juju.

Yabu also knows that when an inventor begins a conversation with “You said”, you better be paying close attention to what happens in the next 30 seconds.

Of course, Bad Bad Juju can mean many things, both positive and negative.

Yabu says Fuck It…he’s going to go launch a rocket.

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5 Comments

  1. Chickie
    Posted March 20, 2007 at 12:54 pm | Permalink

    Happy launching, baby.
    Sounds like you (or someone close) has been having some fun times.

  2. caltechgirl
    Posted March 20, 2007 at 8:55 pm | Permalink

    So which rocket do you plan to launch?

  3. RedNeck
    Posted March 20, 2007 at 11:00 pm | Permalink

    I always get in trouble ’cause I can’t remember the exact date/time and what they were wearin’ when I “allegedly” said what they’re sayin’ I said then. See? Fuck it, launch the Rocket!

  4. Teresa
    Posted March 21, 2007 at 10:28 pm | Permalink

    “Yabu loves women but…did you know that women can invent shit, and once enough of ‘em agree on invented shit…it becomes FACT.”
    Um… yeah and since I never figured out the rules, there aren’t too many women I want to hang out with. *grin*

  5. zonker
    Posted March 23, 2007 at 12:20 pm | Permalink

    YOU don’t like gossip?! Bwahahahahaa!