March 4, 2007

I Need Some New Boots

Bwahahahahahah!!!

I hope all you motherfuckers from Texas take no offense, but I’m a true Southern Man. Just ask my People. They arrived in North America around the early 1600’s. I can prove it…also, the Juju Lady is a Daughter of the Mayflower.

I loves me some lineage.


You Are 28% Texas


You’re as welcome in Texas as a skunk at a lawn party.
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4 Comments

  1. Posted March 4, 2007 at 11:15 am | Permalink

    Heck, I’m 24 percent, and I’ve never even been there. Blog things only let me squeak by ’cause of my Confederate flag sunglasses.

  2. Posted March 4, 2007 at 11:55 am | Permalink

    Yeah? Well some of my ancestors wuz here to greet those of yours..they screwed up and let them land and now look where it has got us..

  3. Posted March 4, 2007 at 2:25 pm | Permalink

    36% here. Probably because Dr. Pepper is my favorite kind of Coke.

  4. Posted March 10, 2007 at 11:26 pm | Permalink

    Heck I’m 40% and I’ve never set foot in the state. The tacos for breakfast must have put me over the top.