Bwahahahahahah!!!
I hope all you motherfuckers from Texas take no offense, but I’m a true Southern Man. Just ask my People. They arrived in North America around the early 1600’s. I can prove it…also, the Juju Lady is a Daughter of the Mayflower.
I loves me some lineage.
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You Are 28% Texas |
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Heck, I’m 24 percent, and I’ve never even been there. Blog things only let me squeak by ’cause of my Confederate flag sunglasses.
Yeah? Well some of my ancestors wuz here to greet those of yours..they screwed up and let them land and now look where it has got us..
36% here. Probably because Dr. Pepper is my favorite kind of Coke.
Heck I’m 40% and I’ve never set foot in the state. The tacos for breakfast must have put me over the top.