March 25, 2007

The Week In Review

I won a MAJOR battle waged upon me by a hateful fucking sidewalklicking slut bitch. Some people have the Cruel Gene…unfortunate, but true. Do not fuck with Yabu. I’m all about honor and the truth. For all intents and purposes, she is done. See ‘ya later on that one. This cunt is THE ONLY person I will not open a door for. Fucking bitch deserved it. If I call anyone a “cunt”…I’m really really pissed! Again, I’m honorable.

I tilled my garden and put about 400 – 500 lbs. of cow shit and topsoil on it…also, expanded it about 20%. I can get two runs of green beans, etc. while maintaining my usual (LY) production, before I convert to fall garden mode. This is going to be a good one.

Christina and Dash’s house DID NOT burn to the ground…, which happened the last time I sent some rockets south. This is a good thing.

My Chou Baby pointed me in the right direction to rip some Supersuckers tunes. Pretty Fucked Up…stealing stuff…but I was in a hurry.

The Mocking Birds are fucking…it is the time of year…better than dive-bombing my puppy. So are the tree rats, I’m shooting the fuck out of ‘em. a big box of .177 hollow points is very cool.

Nobody called me a pussy…FUCK YOU to all of you snakehandlingmotherfuckers…you know who you are. Just kidding. Fuck you anyway!

Bwahahahahahah!

I’ve had some database inconsistencies that have been bothering me for a while. I figured them out…no worries. The light was turned on. That shit is now nonexistent.

Made some coin in the stock market.

Cooked some great meals.

I’m still one with myself.

Life is good.

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10 Comments

  1. Posted March 25, 2007 at 1:12 pm | Permalink

    Remind me not to make you mad. *grin*

  2. Posted March 25, 2007 at 1:23 pm | Permalink

    Yabu, I *almost* feel sorry for whoever it was that pissed you off, only almost because if they did something to make you this ugly at them, they must be scum.
    Love ya baby…

  3. eddie
    Posted March 25, 2007 at 1:42 pm | Permalink

    You rock on Yabu! F*9K those who can’t deal and remember the Supersuckers are the BEST bar none….Happy Hoeing!

  4. Posted March 25, 2007 at 2:11 pm | Permalink

    The rockets were cool! It was a little windy, so one of ‘em got hung up in a tree. The pig was pretty good. We’ll do another one when you get here. Adios mofo.

  5. Posted March 25, 2007 at 11:16 pm | Permalink

    Sounds like an excellent week. Here’s to another!

  6. Posted March 26, 2007 at 7:57 pm | Permalink

    Ok, let me be the first to honorably call you “PUSSY”, and yes, I handle a snake. Just not yours.. It’s an anaconda. (from dictionary-dot-com) “It’s an a large semiaquatic constricting snake (Eunectes murinus) of the boa family of tropical South America that may reach a length of 30 feet (9.1 meters) ; broadly : any of the large constricting snakes .” I just call it bubba.
    Wanna see it?

  7. Posted March 26, 2007 at 9:12 pm | Permalink

    It is so wonderful to be one with oneself; gets a little crowded otherwise!

  8. Posted March 26, 2007 at 10:56 pm | Permalink

    Hey Yabu! You’re a pussy!

  9. Posted March 27, 2007 at 6:08 pm | Permalink

    For what it’s worth, I don’t think you’re a pussy. After all, “you are what you eat” is how the saying goes, right? Right, you dick.

  10. Posted March 28, 2007 at 9:24 pm | Permalink

    Fighting with girls again Yabu?