Monthly Archives: April 2007

April 25, 2007

Not That It Matters…

…but I’m going to move back into my
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April 24, 2007

The Green Flash

The Green Flash occurs at the moment the sun slips below the horizon. I’ve been all over the Caribbean in search of this phenomenon…no luck yet, but I’ve had many cold beverages in anticipation. I will keep searching…and no doubt, drink some more beer. Green Flash or not…watching the sun set is [...]
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April 23, 2007

Thought Of The Moment

“You don’t get you honey from where you get your money.” I’m just sayin’
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April 21, 2007

The King Of Rig

That would be me. What I do to put bread on the table requires me to, sometimes, use some unorthodox methods…like beating the problem into submission. I have always disagreed with the statement…”If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.” If you can’t solve the problem…change the rules. After all: rules are [...]
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April 20, 2007

I’m Stuck In Fucking Boston…

…not that it matters…but these people talk different…are hard to understand…and drive like crazy motherfuckers. Different planet. But like my good friend (she knows who she is) said, “I’ll buy dinner for the Swimmer and Hillary…if he’ll drive her home. Bwahahahahahah!!!
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April 15, 2007

The Juju Lady Is Hot

I’m talking…we were meant for each other… >WARNING Juju Lady is radioactive. Wear protective clothing at all times. Username: From Go-Quiz.com
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Warning Label

Hot Damn! UCAUTION IN THE INTEREST OF SAFETY IT IS ADVISABLE TO KEEP YABU AWAY FROM FIRE AND FLAMES. Username: From Go-Quiz.com Ripped from Elisson
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Confusion

Yabu loves to create confusion. One Tuesday he sent an e-mail memo to his secretary that said, “I’ll be back in the office three days before one week after the day after tomorrow.” When would he be back?
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Run Fred Run

Fred has too much banana. Big Dick is on it as well. Excuse the pun…
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April 14, 2007

Bear With Me

I was camping in the Blue Ridge Mountains with a friend of mine, and our women. We pitched our tents beside a stream full of rainbow trout, and we took our share. Life, and dinner, was good. A Park Ranger stopped in on us early the second night, and he ate well…he [...]
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