Monthly Archives: April 2007

April 14, 2007

It Is Hard Being Yabu

Posted by Yabu at 01:47 PM
Conversation with the Juju Lady Bitch this morning: In the kitchen. Yabu: “Sweetie, you made the Sun catch on fire for me. I would give you the Rings of Saturn to wear on your pinky if I could.” Sweetie: “She just smiles” Yabu: “I don’t know how I can trash the kitchen so fast.” The [...]
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April 12, 2007

Balls

Posted by Yabu at 10:48 PM
I do not play games. I have always had the audacity to say what I sense…what I feel. I have never told anyone what I think it is they want to hear. Never…not my style. As James Garfield said… “The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.” That is a TRUE [...]
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Kurt Vonnegut…RIP

Posted by Yabu at 12:14 PM
“Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt.” …Vonnegut once said that of all the ways to die, he’d prefer to go out in an airplane crash on the peak of Mount Kilimanjaro. He often joked about the difficulties of old age…. I’ve read every word he has written published. He was out there. Truly one [...]
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April 11, 2007

If My Daddy Could See Me Now

Posted by Yabu at 12:34 AM
The Big Ten Inch is for catdaddy Velociman. Bwahahahahahah!!!
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Can You Get Me On…

Posted by Yabu at 12:10 AM
your Wavelength.…come back baby, come back.
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April 8, 2007

A Good Meal Was Had By All

Posted by Yabu at 08:09 PM
The Juju Lady can get down with a Crown Rack of Lamb.
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Fred Thompson Is Blogging

Posted by Yabu at 09:23 AM
…“To misrepresent unpunished piracy as a victory is as Orwellian as the congressional mandate banning use of the term “the global war on terror.” What are we — Reuters?”… - Fred Thompson Go read all of The Pirates of Tehran. Why would he be blogging if he wasn’t going to get in the game?
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April 7, 2007

Curling A Steamer

Posted by Yabu at 01:58 PM
I have never done any crap blogging, but my good friend Jimbo made me remember. He’s on it here and here. I got off a flight from somewhere to somewhere one time and had to take a leak. I enter the men’s room only to find that someone had curled a steamie in the [...]
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Dr. Yabu’s Hot Wash

Posted by Yabu at 11:59 AM
I’m better at keeping the kitchen spotless than washing clothes. I grab a pile of laundry, and just throw it in the washer…on Hot / Hot. No separation whatsoever. I am an artist. I can create some very unique colors for your wearing pleasure. I have been demoted to Dish Boy. [...]
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April 6, 2007

A Few Random Thoughts

Posted by Yabu at 11:49 AM
Islam is a 7th century death cult. “When the phone doesn’t ring, you’ll know it’s me.” - Yabu to ex-girlfriend The United Nations can kiss my ass. I support Israel 100%. Pelosi is a traitor. I think it should be law that every American household should, at least, have a shotgun. China is going to be a Real Problem in the next 20 [...]
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