Today Stretch completed another lap around the sun.
The little bastard rascal stole my apple.
I would punish him…but I can’t catch him, and I ain’t gonna shoot him. That little fucker is fast, and can turn on a dime.
Life is but a game to him. Could be worse.


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Happy Birthday, Stretch! And many more! (years of letting your people think they’re in charge, that is
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Happy Birthday- go run in the Strengengeti for me a few times…
You at least got to slap his ass and give him a pinch to grow an inch… Well, just slap his ass.
Nice apple, I see the teachings on teachin’ the teacher are going well.
Stretch be the dog!
Frohe Geburtstag, Stretch!
Man, I want a weiner dog…
Where’d you say you lived, Yabu? Does Stretch take beef jerky from strangers?
Aw, happy birthday to the little guy.